The hotness coefficient of women in this campus (and most outside) is directly proportional to the weirdness in their voices. And I am not kidding (4 years of thorough research and experience) .You look at her and you get blown away by those stunning good looks,the hot bod and the rest. And then you go ahead and speak to them and you end up mostly ewwww..

So here is the zeroth tenet :

mud is not exactly chocolate.

You certainly don’t a get a complete package these days.. :O

No net in hostel..humpf!!!!