Dear AIFF,

Now that Bob Houghton has resigned or rather he managed to flee for his dear life, all of you can quit too, get back home and start doing the household chores. Also send Baichung & Co to play for Malawi (which btw has better chances of qualifying for the Fifa WC).

Sincerely,

A-die-hard-Indian-football-fan-who-thought-we-might-qualify-for-WC2050-atleast.