The Kochi Tuskers Kerala and the Indian National Congress would be the best rivals if there ever was a dog show featuring the two. The former, proud owners of the Rottweiler in Sreesanth – the one with his aggressive animal instincts on the cricket pitch and the latter, with the pug called ‘Rahul Gandhi’ – showboating the world over, pillion riding on bikes sans security and sharing bread with dalits.